Azure Wings


I'm not a jewelry maker by any means.  Give me a rod of glass, torch, and lock me in the studio any day over the task of creating a jewelry design.  Props to the talented designers who do this on a daily basis.  You are my heroes! 

Zombie Ear

No need to call the authorities, this is NOT a Van Gogh moment, but thanks for caring.   Just an update on last night's zombie round up.  The severed ear can be strung on a necklace to create quite a statement piece.  The message?  "Don't mess with me zombie... I will put a sharp object through your diseased brain!" 

Harvest Time: Zombie Squirrel Eyeballs

The kids woke up bright and early, dawned their kevlar lined hazmat suits, and ventured outside to gather up some zombie squirrel eyeballs.  Like picking up pebbles on the beach, the plagued peepers just roll right out of their little eye sockets.  A bountiful harvest indeed!  After a quick rinse to remove the crusties, the petrified eyeballs are ready to be strung and worn in a Halloween jewelry design.  They measure approximately 10 mm in diameter.  Just message me on FB if you are interested in a set.   

Zombie Squirrel Apocalypse

The Center for Disease Control deployed their squirrel task force to Central Park in order to quarantine the spread of a mysterious epidemic.  Working around the clock, scientists have been able to trace the outbreak to a radioactive batch of genetically modified pine nuts. 
Due to recent advancements in squirrel to human translation technology, we know the squirrels are just as disgusted by the zombie plague:  "Gus, you're hideous dude!  Oh look, more delicious pine nuts..." 
Until a cure is found, the public has been advised to lock their doors and hide their mixed nuts.  Feeding wildlife and loitering on park benches is strictly prohibited within the hot zone.  Be safe and survive.  This has been a public service announcement on the ongoing ZSA (Zombie Squirrel Apocalypse).

Grinny Pig

You may be wondering why Grinny is so happy.  I mean look at him... a big, goofy smile from ear to ear!  One might wager that crisp romaine lettuce, fresh wood shavings, and an afternoon nap have something to do with the gigantic grin.  Nope.  Silly cat videos?  Nope.  TGIF?  Wrong again, it's Thursday you dope.  For heavens sake, get a calendar already.  Give up yet?  Well if you have to know, the postman delivered a new CG Beadroller today, yippee ki yay! 

Double, Double, Toil & Trouble

Meet Gladys the Grey.  She is 90% Witch, 10% Essential Oiler with a PhD in Herbology.  She prefers brewing vegan friendly potions from organic ingredients such as ear of corn, head of cauliflower, and eye of potato.  Her motto is do no harm, except for when someone takes her parking spot.  In instances like these, she has been known to unleash the flying monkeys and rattle off a curse or two.

Phone Home

A little bird told me there is a super special girl in the Beads of Courage program turning 9 next month who loves E.T. #beadsofcourage #childhoodleukemia #dreambead

Where to Next?

There's no time to be bored in a world as big and beautiful as this.  Bernie is off on another adventure, destined to wander where the wifi is weak... I'm talking 1 bar.  He will have no time in his busy schedule to check email or post to Instagram.  Nope, he will be learning the local customs and brushing up on useful phrases such as, "Is it time for 2nd brunch?"  Passport in paw, he is a travel addict on the road to recovery. 

Lost Coast

Being a home body, I find pleasure in friends' stories of travel and adventure.  "Lost Coast" was inspired by such an occasion.  The picturesque photo captured by a friend set the scene.  Waves of vibrant blue crashing against the weather beaten shoreline.  Windswept cliffs dotted with delicate purple wildflowers which overlooked the torrent below.  The salty mist of ocean spray softening nature's canvas.  Earth, water, and wind in a ballet of sorts.

Dinner and a Show

After months of studying abroad in Italy's finest music academy, Benito is ready to debut his tenor pipes.  Granted, he is no Luciano Pavarotti when it comes to classics such as Ave Maria, however little Benito manages to belt out quite a musical masterpiece everytime the crisper drawer opens.  Magnifico!


Life is a Wave

Gnarly is on a rad beach adventure of a lifetime.  Today, he was amped about learning to hang ten... eat waves... carve... all while riding goofy paw.  Was it easy?  Nope.  Worth it?  Absolutely.  After mastering the ankle busters, he moved onto some overhead action.  No longer a Barney, his new motto is surf, eat, drink, nap, repeat.  Move over noodle arms, the waves be cranking!


Purrmaid the Catfish

Hard to believe some people prefer them fried or in a fricassee. Nope, not me! This country girl likes to catch and release.

Workshop Demo

It was a pleasure to teach a workshop this past weekend.  Special thanks to the incredible students, many of which traveled a great distance to attend. 

Otter Relocation Program

Most of the otters in the studio have found new homes thanks to the helpful attendees at the ISGB Gathering.  Now to find homes for these cheeky otters.  Warning:  They are a bit clingy and enjoy clicking onto your snap jewelry.  Never a moment of privacy! 

Fresh Squeezed!

Need a little more zest in your life? Well if you aren't into the latest album by Beyonce, try the old school version of lemonade. Pucker-up buttercup!

Spoiled isn't always a bad thing!

Finishing tags and boxing up door prizes for the workshop. Students should come with extra space in their luggage to haul their fabulous loot home.  The workshop booklets are coming together nicely.  Seven days and counting!

 

Butterfly Snaps

Butterfly Snaps featuring Jackie Gundelfinger's amazing murrini. The snaps will be available to purchase in the fundraising area @ the ISGB Gathering.  Stop by her facebook page to order her wonderful murrini to add a bit of flash to your next flamework project. 

Meet My Significant Otter

My studio is overwhelmed with over 50 otters.  Hope to see you at the Gathering!

Bawk Bawk!

Ever wonder where Easter eggs come from?  Push aside the preposterous idea of purple speckled chickens popping out eggs onto a conveyer belt, all while being handfed jelly beans, gummy worms, and Belgium chocolate. Nope, time to put on your big girl pants and face the truth.  Say hello to Easter Bonnie **bawk, bawk** 

Snap Charms

Have you tried Patty Lakinsmith's Snap Charms??? I will warn you now, they are extremely fun to make and very addicting. I have had the pleasure of creating some donation items for the Gathering's Fundraising area. The system comes with detailed instructions and is available to purchase here:

Trade Beads

Creating trade beads for the Gathering. Sadly, I do not plan to stay for the day of trade, however I will have them with me on Friday. So if you see me, stop and say hi. I would otterly adore meeting you!

Writer's Block

It happens to every writer.  The inevitable condition in which an author experiences a creative block.  Words no longer flow forth and the writing process comes to a stand still.  When this occurs, Sugar implements a self imposed time-out away from the typewriter. 

Lifeguard on Duty

The temperature hit a whopping 85'F this past Friday.  Soon it will be time for the 3 B's...  Beach Balls, Babes in Bikinis, and Bikram Yoga.  Ok, maybe the last "B" is a bit of a stretch.  Get it?...  Stretch?!  Hope you have a nice #SundayPunday.

Glass Knuckles

Appropriate for punching life in the face   Please note, no one was harmed in the making of this post. He is actually quite friendly and a bit chatty in social situations.

Pucker Up!

Silvester "Smooches" Valentine is the Guinea's World Record holder for the most kisses given in 1 hour.  He plans to top his current record of 6,714 kisses and make a little extra spending cash on the side.  Wish him luck and pucker up!  Just a side note, lip balm isn't included with the purchase.  The line starts to the right and is single file.  No pushing, cutting, or lingering.

Floating Along

Lover boy is daydreaming of gift ideas for his Valentine.  He even has heart shaped pads on his feet.  What a true romantic!

Love is in the air

Tomorrow is February 1st... do you know what that means??? 
14 days until Cupig's favorite day of the year.  He has spent the last 11 months penning romantic valentines, spritzed with cologne... not going to lie, it smells like Old Spice up in here.  Fluent in the language of love, this skilled matchmaker also fancies himself a novice chocolatier.  Here are a few excerpts from his love letters: 
"I love you with all of my butt, it's bigger than my heart"
Or how about this romantic line: 
"Thanks for loving me even though I don't shave my legs as often as you might like."
A window into his soul:
"Once in a while someone wonderful comes along and makes Valentine's Day not suck...
you're welcome."
His loving, yet honest side:
"I lie awake at night wondering how I got so lucky (and also because you snore)."
My personal favorite: 
"If there was a zombie apocalypse tomorrow, I would kill you last."
**swoon**

Call for Beadmakers

Beads on the Trail 2017 is just around the corner. They need a total of 77 sets to be carried for Beads of Courage during the 2017 Iditarod. Each bead set needs to contains 5 beads. Even if you just donated 1 set, we can get to the end goal together. It is super easy to sign up and participate. Please join me in firing up the torches: