The kids woke up bright and early, dawned their kevlar lined hazmat suits, and ventured outside to gather up some zombie squirrel eyeballs. Like picking up pebbles on the beach, the plagued peepers just roll right out of their little eye sockets. A bountiful harvest indeed! After a quick rinse to remove the crusties, the petrified eyeballs are ready to be strung and worn in a Halloween jewelry design. They measure approximately 10 mm in diameter. Just message me on FB if you are interested in a set.
Due to recent advancements in squirrel to human translation technology, we know the squirrels are just as disgusted by the zombie plague: "Gus, you're hideous dude! Oh look, more delicious pine nuts..."
Until a cure is found, the public has been advised to lock their doors and hide their mixed nuts. Feeding wildlife and loitering on park benches is strictly prohibited within the hot zone. Be safe and survive. This has been a public service announcement on the ongoing ZSA (Zombie Squirrel Apocalypse).
CG Beadroller today, yippee ki yay!
Jackie Gundelfinger's amazing murrini. The snaps will be available to purchase in the fundraising area @ the ISGB Gathering. Stop by her facebook page to order her wonderful murrini to add a bit of flash to your next flamework project.
Silvester "Smooches" Valentine is the Guinea's World Record holder for the most kisses given in 1 hour. He plans to top his current record of 6,714 kisses and make a little extra spending cash on the side. Wish him luck and pucker up! Just a side note, lip balm isn't included with the purchase. The line starts to the right and is single file. No pushing, cutting, or lingering.
Tomorrow is February 1st... do you know what that means???
14 days until Cupig's favorite day of the year. He has spent the last 11 months penning romantic valentines, spritzed with cologne... not going to lie, it smells like Old Spice up in here. Fluent in the language of love, this skilled matchmaker also fancies himself a novice chocolatier. Here are a few excerpts from his love letters:
"I love you with all of my butt, it's bigger than my heart"
Or how about this romantic line:
"Thanks for loving me even though I don't shave my legs as often as you might like."
A window into his soul:
"Once in a while someone wonderful comes along and makes Valentine's Day not suck...
His loving, yet honest side:
"I lie awake at night wondering how I got so lucky (and also because you snore)."
My personal favorite:
"If there was a zombie apocalypse tomorrow, I would kill you last."
Beads on the Trail 2017 is just around the corner. They need a total of 77 sets to be carried for Beads of Courage during the 2017 Iditarod. Each bead set needs to contains 5 beads. Even if you just donated 1 set, we can get to the end goal together. It is super easy to sign up and participate. Please join me in firing up the torches: